the influencers are gaslighting us
“and when the debt collector calls
tells me to pay up I am covered
head to toe in lavender, sunbathing on the deck
sucking hard on a pressed green juice…”
from the Jeopardy! Category, GOOGLISMS:
“is wrong is a guy thing is a radical notion in the Czech Republic is the future”
I Used to Believe
“I thought they were rocks, but they’re turtles, moving slowly over one another to sun. Stretching out their gray necks. There’s a man behind me saying, ‘did you get one of these?’ to passersby and holding out a pamphlet titled Are You a Good Person?”
The Vigilance of Kristy Baker
“So she tried to chalk the hairs up to the Philz Coffee barista that he raved about at the new location near his office. But Kristy couldn’t stop seeing Carrie Bradshaw as the barista.”
i dream my dad dies and no one finds him
“worms inch
his nostrils and build
homes eggs hatch behind
glass eyes mother tells
me to pull the meat
off the bones it’ll
freeze well i puke”
Chicken Husbandry
“You decided at the age of nine when your mom left your dad in Chicago and moved back in with her parents in Hawaii, giving you a dozen chicks in his place, that if you couldn’t do this you had no business eating meat, or raising animals, and should probably leave the island altogether.”
Sleepless Elegy
“Since you’ve gone, I’ve watched rerun clips / of SNL, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds on Jeopardy, /young Will Ferrell bland as Trebek—I laughed, maybe”
if I see you again
“I’ll whisper the end of the love story I started / in 1993 and you can tell me about heaven”
Without Sound
“After watching Black Panther 2 / the man next to me sobs / each inhale heavy”